WARNING : THE FOLLOWING POST DEALS WITH ASTRAL AND PHYSICAL FORCES THAT CAN BE DANGEROUS IF MISUSED.
First you must gather certain items, A rope, incense, a bell, chalk and a copy of the 1982 release of Thriller.
I have brought MJ back a few times and i find him to be quite charming but a bit smelly (no showers in hell) do not be alarmed.
Alright time is money so lets get this party started !
1. Take your chalk and trace the state of OHIO on the floor (don’t ask you don’t wanna know).
2. Step inside the outline and light the incense you gathered earlier.
3. Place the vinyl on the turntable. You want to find track 4 “Thriller”.
4. Now this is the important part when Vincent Price starts his voice over grab your crotch and while rising up on your toes and thrust your crotch to the east 3 times and repeat for west , north and south.
5. You will feel a strong gust of wind and detect the SLIGHT scent of burritos DO NOT BE ALARMED !!
6. As the KING OF POP rises from the floor be sure to avert your eyes for any direct contact could cause a irreversible skin condition that affects ones pigmentation.
7. As michael glides around the room feel free to ask him questions (for ex. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? Answer : A pimple doesn’t come on a boy’s face until he’s thirteen.)
8. MJ speaks to us through our thoughts. In the beginning, it can be difficult for those who are not as sensitive or lack psychic ability to differentiate between the communication from another entity and their own thoughts. With power meditation, experience, and a little weed this becomes much easier over time.
9. Now the KING OF POP (as he likes to be referred too) tends to ramble on about his new weekly. How he booked Dj AM spin on fridays for the rest of eternity. Bla bla bla BORING. So if this happens ring the bell we spoke about earlier this will send our dear friend Mr.Jackson straight back to the club.
